July 12, 2026

From Anna in Andover

 

A lorry load of ballgowns have overturned on the M40. 

Police are asking drivers to go slow, slow, quick, quick, slow.

 

July 14, 2024

From Gerry in Blewbury 

 

What do you call a nun on a bike? 

A virgin mobile

 

How do you confuse a squirrel? 

Act nuts.

 

Why don't plants like maths? 

It gives them square roots 

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April 28, 2024

From Gerry in Blewbury 

 

Why did the oyster stop dancing?

He pulled a muscle.

 

What do you call Santa without GPS?

A lost Claus.

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How do you buy a discounted boat?

You look for sails.

 

I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

He's a very good buoy.