July 14, 2024

From Gerry in Blewbury 

 

What do you call a nun on a bike? 

A virgin mobile

 

How do you confuse a squirrel? 

Act nuts.

 

Why don't plants like maths? 

It gives them square roots 

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April 28, 2024

From Gerry in Blewbury 

 

Why did the oyster stop dancing?

He pulled a muscle.

 

What do you call Santa without GPS?

A lost Claus.

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How do you buy a discounted boat?

You look for sails.

 

I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

He's a very good buoy.