April 28, 2024

From Geri in Blewbury 

 

Why did the oyster stop dancing?

He pulled a muscle.

 

What do you call Santa without GPS?

A lost Claus.

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How do you buy a discounted boat?

You look for sails.

 

I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

He's a very good buoy.

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